Mothers Day 2014 Funny Jokes, SMS for Kids, Adults, Moms

By | March 17, 2014

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Mothers Day 2014 Funny Jokes, SMS

  • Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.
    Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to
    tell her that he was misbehaving.”Wait a minute,” she said.
    “I had Johnny with me for three months and
    I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
    (special on Mothers Day 2014)
  • Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
    Mother snake: Yes, son.Why?
    Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!
  • George knocked on the door of his friend’s house.
    When his friend’s mother answered he asked,
    “can Albert come out to play?”"No,” said the mother,
    “it’s too cold.”"Well, then,” said George, “can his football come out to play?”
  • school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?
    Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.
    (Mothers Day 2014 Funny Jokes)
  • A police recruit was asked during the exam,
    ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’
    He answered, ‘Call for backup.’
  • The mother says to her daughter,
    “Did you enjoy your first day at school?”The daughter answers,
    “First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?”
  • The child comes home from his first day at school.
    Mother asks, ‘What did you learn today?’
    The kid replies, ‘Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.’
  • A mother is trying to get her son to eat carrots.
    “Carrots are good for your eyes,” she says.“How do you know?” the boy asks.The mother replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?”
    (Happy Mothers Day 2014)
  • Robbie: Larry’s mother had four children.
    Three were named North, South and West.
    What was her other child’s name?
    Bobbie: East?Robbie: No. Larry.

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Mothers Day 2014 Funny Jokes, SMS for Kids, Adults, Moms
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